but sam seems -- >> it's san francisco. >> -- otterly happy. be nice. >>> and ladies, i present to you, the perfect man. in a new survey done by an online dating auction site, 9,000 women were asked to describe the perfect man. every attribute they would want, which, george, you met every one. and, dan, you did, as well. >> really? >> they're taking. >> but we digress because you're not single men. "the daily news" went out to find the man who meets every requirement on the ladies' list. and they found him. he is a hedge fund manager from brooklyn. his name is ian clegg. we'll call him mr. perfect. women, they want brown hair, and green eyes. yours are kind of hazel, george. but it will do. he's tall. he's cute. >> oh, i'm tall. >> you're very tall. he has a british accent. he makes a lot of money. he's smart. he has two degrees. he's athletic. he doesn't smoke. he only drinks socially. and he really wants to find someone to share his life with. shall we meet him? get in here, mr. perfect. everybody, meet ian clegg. congratulations. >> thank yo